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!1P Dialogue (Pt. 1)
  
!1P Dialogue (Pt. 1)
 
!Opponent(s)
  
!Opponent(s)
  +
!Original Source
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"And what can I do for you?"
  
|"And what can I do for you?"
 
|[[Black Adam]], [[Darkseid]], [[Reverse Flash]]
  
|[[Black Adam]], [[Darkseid]], [[Reverse Flash]]
  +
|Black Adam
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"And what's your beef?"
  
|"And what's your beef?"
 
|[[Atrocitus]], [[Black Lightning]], [[Cyborg]], [[Doctor Fate]], [[Gorilla Grodd]], [[Grid]], [[Leonardo]]
  
|[[Atrocitus]], [[Black Lightning]], [[Cyborg]], [[Doctor Fate]], [[Gorilla Grodd]], [[Grid]], [[Leonardo]]
  +
|Cyborg
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"And which Robin are you?"
  
|"And which Robin are you?"
 
|[[Robin (Damian Wayne)|Robin]]
  
|[[Robin (Damian Wayne)|Robin]]
  +
|Robin
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"As my new moll, you'll do nicely."
  
|"As my new moll, you'll do nicely."
 
|[[Black Canary]], [[Poison Ivy]], [[Power Girl]], [[Supergirl]]
  
|[[Black Canary]], [[Poison Ivy]], [[Power Girl]], [[Supergirl]]
  +
|Black Canary
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Atrocitus..."
  
|"Atrocitus..."
 
|[[Atrocitus]]
  
|[[Atrocitus]]
  +
|Atrocitus
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Bane, give us a hug."
  
|"Bane, give us a hug."
 
|[[Bane]]
  
|[[Bane]]
  +
|Bane
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"[[Batman]]'s lesser half."
  
|"[[Batman]]'s lesser half."
 
|[[Catwoman]]
  
|[[Catwoman]]
  +
|Catwoman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Blue Beetle? You're kidding."
  
|"Blue Beetle? You're kidding."
 
|[[Blue Beetle]]
  
|[[Blue Beetle]]
  +
|Blue Beetle
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Boop-de-da-boop-boop."
  
|"Boop-de-da-boop-boop."
 
|[[Cyborg]]
  
|[[Cyborg]]
  +
|Cyborg
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Care for a game of five-finger fillet?"
  
|"Care for a game of five-finger fillet?"
 
|[[Black Canary]], [[Black Manta]], [[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]], [[Green Arrow]], [[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Michelangelo]], [[Robin (Damian Wayne)|Robin]]
  
|[[Black Canary]], [[Black Manta]], [[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]], [[Green Arrow]], [[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Michelangelo]], [[Robin (Damian Wayne)|Robin]]
  +
|Green Lantern
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Comedy's just tragedy left to rot."
  
|"Comedy's just tragedy left to rot."
 
|[[Scarecrow]]
  
|[[Scarecrow]]
  +
|Scarecrow
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Deadshot..."
  
|"Deadshot..."
 
|[[Deadshot]]
  
|[[Deadshot]]
  +
|Deadshot
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Didn't I kill you already?"
  
|"Didn't I kill you already?"
 
|[[Red Hood]], [[Scarecrow]]
  
|[[Red Hood]], [[Scarecrow]]
  +
|Scarecrow
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Do all cats go to kitty heaven?"
  
|"Do all cats go to kitty heaven?"
 
|[[Cheetah]]
  
|[[Cheetah]]
  +
|Cheetah
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Doctor, it hurts when I go like this."
  
|"Doctor, it hurts when I go like this."
 
|[[Doctor Fate]]
  
|[[Doctor Fate]]
  +
|Doctor Fate
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Don't start fights you can't finish."
  
|"Don't start fights you can't finish."
 
|[[Atom (Ryan Choi)|Atom]], [[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]], [[Raiden]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Raphael]], [[Red Hood]], [[Superman]], [[Swamp Thing]]
  
|[[Atom (Ryan Choi)|Atom]], [[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]], [[Raiden]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Raphael]], [[Red Hood]], [[Superman]], [[Swamp Thing]]
  +
|Superman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Don't you see, Superman, I won."
  
|"Don't you see, Superman, I won."
 
|[[Superman]]
  
|[[Superman]]
  +
|Superman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Find that ring in a cereal box?"
  
|"Find that ring in a cereal box?"
 
|[[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]]
  
|[[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]]
  +
|Green Lantern
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Finding everything okay, sir?"
  
|"Finding everything okay, sir?"
 
|[[Batman]]
  
|[[Batman]]
  +
|Batman
 
|-
  
|-
−
|"Got a joke for you, bat boy."
 +
|"Got a joke for you, Bat boy."
 
|[[Robin (Damian Wayne)|Robin]]
  
|[[Robin (Damian Wayne)|Robin]]
  +
|Robin
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Guns, guns, guns. Where's the art?"
  
|"Guns, guns, guns. Where's the art?"
 
|[[Captain Cold]], [[Deadshot]]
  
|[[Captain Cold]], [[Deadshot]]
  +
|Deadshot
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Ha-ha! You don't know scary."
  
|"Ha-ha! You don't know scary."
 
|[[Scarecrow]]
  
|[[Scarecrow]]
  +
|Scarecrow
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"[[Harley Quinn|Harley]], your pet got out."
  
|"[[Harley Quinn|Harley]], your pet got out."
 
|[[Gorilla Grodd]]
  
|[[Gorilla Grodd]]
  +
|Gorilla Grodd
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Have we met?
  
|"Have we met?
 
|[[Enchantress]], [[Jay Garrick]], [[Joker]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Raphael]]
  
|[[Enchantress]], [[Jay Garrick]], [[Joker]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Raphael]]
  +
|Joker
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Hello, dearie."
  
|"Hello, dearie."
 
|[[Starfire]], [[Supergirl]], [[Vixen]]
  
|[[Starfire]], [[Supergirl]], [[Vixen]]
  +
|Supergirl
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Hello, Selina."
  
|"Hello, Selina."
 
|[[Catwoman]]
  
|[[Catwoman]]
  +
|Catwoman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Here fishy-fishy."
  
|"Here fishy-fishy."
 
|[[Aquaman]]
  
|[[Aquaman]]
  +
|Aquaman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Here's a news flash: life is a meaningless joke."
  
|"Here's a news flash: life is a meaningless joke."
 
|[[Atom (Ryan Choi)|Atom]], [[Deadshot]], [[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]]
  
|[[Atom (Ryan Choi)|Atom]], [[Deadshot]], [[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]]
  +
|The Flash
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"How about a smile?"
  
|"How about a smile?"
 
|[[Batman]], [[Black Canary]], [[Donatello]], [[Supergirl]]
  
|[[Batman]], [[Black Canary]], [[Donatello]], [[Supergirl]]
  +
|Supergirl
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"How nice, you saved me a spot."
  
|"How nice, you saved me a spot."
 
|[[Brainiac]]
  
|[[Brainiac]]
  +
|Brainiac
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I guess we are something in common."
  
|"I guess we are something in common."
 
|[[Scarecrow]]
  
|[[Scarecrow]]
  +
|Scarecrow
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I had a crush on you in junior high."
  
|"I had a crush on you in junior high."
 
|[[Poison Ivy]], [[Supergirl]], [[Wonder Woman]]
  
|[[Poison Ivy]], [[Supergirl]], [[Wonder Woman]]
  +
|Poison Ivy
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I just love these [[Arkham Asylum|Arkham]] reunions!"
  
|"I just love these [[Arkham Asylum|Arkham]] reunions!"
 
|[[Bane]], [[Scarecrow]]
  
|[[Bane]], [[Scarecrow]]
  +
|Scarecrow
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I understand you have a family."
  
|"I understand you have a family."
 
|[[Green Arrow]]
  
|[[Green Arrow]]
  +
|Green Arrow
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"It's not the suit that makes the man."
  
|"It's not the suit that makes the man."
 
|[[Batman]], [[Cyborg]], [[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]], [[Joker]]
  
|[[Batman]], [[Cyborg]], [[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]], [[Joker]]
  +
|Joker
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"It's the Brainiac whack-attack."
  
|"It's the Brainiac whack-attack."
 
|[[Brainiac]]
  
|[[Brainiac]]
  +
|Brainiac
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Knock, knock."
  
|"Knock, knock."
 
|[[Damian Wayne|Robin]]
  
|[[Damian Wayne|Robin]]
  +
|Robin
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Let us sit upon the ground, Bane."
  
|"Let us sit upon the ground, Bane."
 
|[[Bane]]
  
|[[Bane]]
  +
|Bane
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Let's hear a song, birdy."
  
|"Let's hear a song, birdy."
 
|[[Black Canary]]
  
|[[Black Canary]]
  +
|Black Canary
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Love the lightning. Nice zip-crackle."
  
|"Love the lightning. Nice zip-crackle."
 
|[[Black Adam]]
  
|[[Black Adam]]
  +
|Black Adam
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Must be nice ruling the Seven Seas."
  
|"Must be nice ruling the Seven Seas."
 
|[[Aquaman]]
  
|[[Aquaman]]
  +
|Aquaman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"My mother always said to eat my greens."
  
|"My mother always said to eat my greens."
 
|[[Green Arrow]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Michelangelo]], [[Swamp Thing]]
  
|[[Green Arrow]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Michelangelo]], [[Swamp Thing]]
  +
|Swamp Thing
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Nice monkey."
  
|"Nice monkey."
 
|[[Gorilla Grodd]]
  
|[[Gorilla Grodd]]
  +
|Gorilla Grodd
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Now that look makes a statement."
  
|"Now that look makes a statement."
 
|[[Bane]], [[Firestorm]], [[Poison Ivy]], [[Starfire]]
  
|[[Bane]], [[Firestorm]], [[Poison Ivy]], [[Starfire]]
  +
|Firestorm
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Oh Captain, my Captain."
  
|"Oh Captain, my Captain."
 
|[[Captain Cold]]
  
|[[Captain Cold]]
  +
|Captain Cold
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"One of the musical mop-tops from Liverpool."
  
|"One of the musical mop-tops from Liverpool."
 
|[[Blue Beetle]]
  
|[[Blue Beetle]]
  +
|Blue Beetle
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Shall we have another round, Superfreak?"
  
|"Shall we have another round, Superfreak?"
 
|[[Superman]]
  
|[[Superman]]
  +
|Superman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Still got nine lives, do you?"
  
|"Still got nine lives, do you?"
 
|[[Catwoman]]
  
|[[Catwoman]]
  +
|Catwoman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Such a furrowed brow, princess."
  
|"Such a furrowed brow, princess."
 
|[[Wonder Woman]]
  
|[[Wonder Woman]]
  +
|Wonder Woman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"That leopard print suits me, dear."
  
|"That leopard print suits me, dear."
 
|[[Cheetah]]
  
|[[Cheetah]]
  +
|Cheetah
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Two Jokers, like a deck of cards."
  
|"Two Jokers, like a deck of cards."
 
|[[Joker]]
  
|[[Joker]]
  +
|Joker
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"We're both dead. How are we here?"
  
|"We're both dead. How are we here?"
 
|[[Green Arrow]], [[John Stewart]], [[Red Hood]], [[Sub-Zero]], [[Swamp Thing]]
  
|[[Green Arrow]], [[John Stewart]], [[Red Hood]], [[Sub-Zero]], [[Swamp Thing]]
  +
|Green Arrow
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"We've more in common then you care to admit."
  
|"We've more in common then you care to admit."
 
| [[Aquaman]], [[Black Adam]], [[Darkseid]], [[Gorilla Grodd]], [[Grid]], [[Hellboy]]
  
| [[Aquaman]], [[Black Adam]], [[Darkseid]], [[Gorilla Grodd]], [[Grid]], [[Hellboy]]
  +
|Generic
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"What a wonderful toy gun."
  
|"What a wonderful toy gun."
 
|[[Captain Cold]]
  
|[[Captain Cold]]
  +
|Captain Cold
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"What shall we do after this?"
  
|"What shall we do after this?"
 
|[[Doctor Fate]], [[Harley Quinn]]
  
|[[Doctor Fate]], [[Harley Quinn]]
  +
|Harley Quinn
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"What's big, red, and ugly all over?"
  
|"What's big, red, and ugly all over?"
 
|[[Atrocitus]], [[Firestorm]], [[Hellboy]]
  
|[[Atrocitus]], [[Firestorm]], [[Hellboy]]
  +
|Atrocitus
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"What's your name again?"
  
|"What's your name again?"
 
|[[Atom (Ryan Choi)|Atom]], [[Black Lightning]], [[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]]
  
|[[Atom (Ryan Choi)|Atom]], [[Black Lightning]], [[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]]
  +
|The Flash
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"You Bat brats don't have a long shelf life."
  
|"You Bat brats don't have a long shelf life."
 
|[[Firestorm]]
  
|[[Firestorm]]
  +
|Firestorm
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"You can't believe what they say about me."
  
|"You can't believe what they say about me."
 
|[[Blue Beetle]], [[Cyborg]], [[Mr. Freeze]], [[Raiden]]
  
|[[Blue Beetle]], [[Cyborg]], [[Mr. Freeze]], [[Raiden]]
  +
|Mr. Freeze
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"You followed [[Superman]] right over the cliff."
  
|"You followed [[Superman]] right over the cliff."
 
|[[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]]
  
|[[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]]
  +
|The Flash
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"You know it only took one bad day."
  
|"You know it only took one bad day."
 
|[[Brainiac]], [[Supergirl]], [[Vixen]]
  
|[[Brainiac]], [[Supergirl]], [[Vixen]]
  +
|Vixen
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"You let [[Lex Luthor|Luthor]] talk you out of killing me."
  
|"You let [[Lex Luthor|Luthor]] talk you out of killing me."
 
|[[Harley Quinn]]
  
|[[Harley Quinn]]
  +
|Harley Quinn
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"You let me live and look what happened."
  
|"You let me live and look what happened."
 
|[[Batman]]
  
|[[Batman]]
  +
|Batman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"You look familiar..."
  
|"You look familiar..."
 
|[[Bizarro]], [[Joker]], [[Sub-Zero]]
  
|[[Bizarro]], [[Joker]], [[Sub-Zero]]
  +
|Joker
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"You made [[Harley Quinn|Harley]] a hero?"
  
|"You made [[Harley Quinn|Harley]] a hero?"
 
|[[Batman]]
  
|[[Batman]]
  +
|Batman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"You really do expect this to be a cakewalk."
  
|"You really do expect this to be a cakewalk."
 
|[[Aquaman]], [[Batman]], [[Cheetah]], [[Firestorm]], [[Jay Garrick]], [[John Stewart]], [[Leonardo]], [[Power Girl]], [[Superman]]
  
|[[Aquaman]], [[Batman]], [[Cheetah]], [[Firestorm]], [[Jay Garrick]], [[John Stewart]], [[Leonardo]], [[Power Girl]], [[Superman]]
  +
|Generic
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"You think you know the future?"
  
|"You think you know the future?"
 
|[[Atrocitus]], [[Doctor Fate]], [[Reverse Flash]]
  
|[[Atrocitus]], [[Doctor Fate]], [[Reverse Flash]]
  +
|Doctor Fate
  +
|-
  +
|"You're a sight for sore eyes, Harley."
  +
|[[Harley Quinn]]
  +
|Harley Quinn
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"You're nothing to me."
  
|"You're nothing to me."
 
|[[Harley Quinn]]
  
|[[Harley Quinn]]
  +
|Harley Quinn
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"You've been palling around with [[Harley Quinn|Harley]]."
  
|"You've been palling around with [[Harley Quinn|Harley]]."
 
|[[Swamp Thing]]
  
|[[Swamp Thing]]
  +
|Swamp Thing
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Your collection is pointless."
  
|"Your collection is pointless."
 
|[[Brainiac]]
  
|[[Brainiac]]
  +
|Brainiac
 
|}
  
|}
 
{| class="wikitable sortable"
  
{| class="wikitable sortable"
 
!1P Dialogue (Pt. 2)
  
!1P Dialogue (Pt. 2)
 
!Opponent(s)
  
!Opponent(s)
  +
!Original Source
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"A little culture wouldn't kill you."
  
|"A little culture wouldn't kill you."
 
|[[Captain Cold]]
  
|[[Captain Cold]]
  +
|Captain Cold
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"A spot to stab you in, genius."
  
|"A spot to stab you in, genius."
 
|[[Brainiac]]
  
|[[Brainiac]]
  +
|Brainiac
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"And they called me nuts."
  
|"And they called me nuts."
 
|[[Atrocitus]], [[Black Adam]], [[Cheetah]], [[Doctor Fate]], [[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]], [[Reverse Flash]]
  
|[[Atrocitus]], [[Black Adam]], [[Cheetah]], [[Doctor Fate]], [[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]], [[Reverse Flash]]
  +
|Doctor Fate
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"At least you'll die laughing."
  
|"At least you'll die laughing."
 
|[[Aquaman]], [[Atom (Ryan Choi)|Atom]], [[Bane]], [[Batman]], [[Cheetah]], [[Deadshot]], [[Leonardo]]
  
|[[Aquaman]], [[Atom (Ryan Choi)|Atom]], [[Bane]], [[Batman]], [[Cheetah]], [[Deadshot]], [[Leonardo]]
  +
|Generic
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Back in your cage, monkey."
  
|"Back in your cage, monkey."
 
|[[Gorilla Grodd]]
  
|[[Gorilla Grodd]]
  +
|Gorilla Grodd
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"But I'm the pretty one."
  
|"But I'm the pretty one."
 
|[[Scarecrow]], [[Starfire]]
  
|[[Scarecrow]], [[Starfire]]
  +
|Scarecrow
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Comedy's just tragedy left to rot."
  
|"Comedy's just tragedy left to rot."
 
|[[Scarecrow]]
  
|[[Scarecrow]]
  +
|Scarecrow
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Don't cry over spilled oil."
  
|"Don't cry over spilled oil."
 
|[[Aquaman]]
  
|[[Aquaman]]
  +
|Aquaman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Don't go breaking my heart, Ivy."
  
|"Don't go breaking my heart, Ivy."
 
|[[Poison Ivy]]
  
|[[Poison Ivy]]
  +
|Poison Ivy
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Everything burns."
  
|"Everything burns."
 
|[[Black Lightning]], [[Brainiac]]
  
|[[Black Lightning]], [[Brainiac]]
  +
|Brainiac
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Get all your advice off bumper stickers?"
  
|"Get all your advice off bumper stickers?"
 
|[[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]]
  
|[[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]]
  +
|The Flash
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Get some new materials, kid."
  
|"Get some new materials, kid."
 
|[[Atom (Ryan Choi)|Atom]], [[Blue Beetle]]
  
|[[Atom (Ryan Choi)|Atom]], [[Blue Beetle]]
  +
|Blue Beetle
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Gonna have to be more specific."
  
|"Gonna have to be more specific."
 
|[[Cyborg]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Leonardo]], [[Mr. Freeze]]
  
|[[Cyborg]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Leonardo]], [[Mr. Freeze]]
  +
|Cyborg
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Has [[Harley Quinn|she]] told you how jealous I can be?"
  
|"Has [[Harley Quinn|she]] told you how jealous I can be?"
 
|[[Swamp Thing]]
  
|[[Swamp Thing]]
  +
|Swamp Thing
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"How adorably misinformed."
  
|"How adorably misinformed."
 
|[[Bizarro]], [[Black Lightning]], [[Cyborg]], [[Doctor Fate]], [[Firestorm]], [[John Stewart]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Raphael]], [[Swamp Thing]]
  
|[[Bizarro]], [[Black Lightning]], [[Cyborg]], [[Doctor Fate]], [[Firestorm]], [[John Stewart]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Raphael]], [[Swamp Thing]]
  +
|Firestorm
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"How I missed your witty repartee."
  
|"How I missed your witty repartee."
 
|[[Black Canary]], [[Harley Quinn]], [[Red Hood]]
  
|[[Black Canary]], [[Harley Quinn]], [[Red Hood]]
  +
|Harley Quinn
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"How'd that work out for you last time?"
  
|"How'd that work out for you last time?"
 
|[[Captain Cold]], [[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]], [[Superman]]
  
|[[Captain Cold]], [[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]], [[Superman]]
  +
|Superman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I all, but gift wrapped your boyfriend."
  
|"I all, but gift wrapped your boyfriend."
 
|[[Wonder Woman]]
  
|[[Wonder Woman]]
  +
|Wonder Woman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I always have extra lives."
  
|"I always have extra lives."
 
|[[Superman]]
  
|[[Superman]]
  +
|Superman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I could. It comes off."
  
|"I could. It comes off."
 
|[[Catwoman]]
  
|[[Catwoman]]
  +
|Catwoman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I don't believe in overkill."
  
|"I don't believe in overkill."
 
|[[Supergirl]]
  
|[[Supergirl]]
  +
|Supergirl
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I have plenty hanging on my wall."
  
|"I have plenty hanging on my wall."
 
|[[Supergirl]]
  
|[[Supergirl]]
  +
|Supergirl
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I made you lose control."
  
|"I made you lose control."
 
|[[Superman]]
  
|[[Superman]]
  +
|Superman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I only kill when it's funny."
  
|"I only kill when it's funny."
 
|[[Blue Beetle]], [[Cyborg]], [[Mr. Freeze]]
  
|[[Blue Beetle]], [[Cyborg]], [[Mr. Freeze]]
  +
|Mr. Freeze
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I rather make music with you."
  
|"I rather make music with you."
 
|[[Black Canary]]
  
|[[Black Canary]]
  +
|Black Canary
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I was thinking more Botox."
  
|"I was thinking more Botox."
 
|[[Wonder Woman]]
  
|[[Wonder Woman]]
  +
|Wonder Woman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I'll tell sad stories of the deaths of kings."
  
|"I'll tell sad stories of the deaths of kings."
 
|[[Bane]]
  
|[[Bane]]
  +
|Bane
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I'll wrap it around your neck."
  
|"I'll wrap it around your neck."
 
|[[Cheetah]]
  
|[[Cheetah]]
  +
|Cheetah
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I'm afraid it chose poorly."
  
|"I'm afraid it chose poorly."
 
|[[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]]
  
|[[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]]
  +
|Green Lantern
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I'm your undertaker."
  
|"I'm your undertaker."
 
|[[Joker]]
  
|[[Joker]]
  +
|Joker
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I've never been happier."
  
|"I've never been happier."
 
|[[Wonder Woman]]
  
|[[Wonder Woman]]
  +
|Wonder Woman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"It's called insanity. Try it sometime."
  
|"It's called insanity. Try it sometime."
 
|[[Brainiac|<nowiki/>]][[Joker|Brainiac]][[Joker|, ]][[Raiden]], [[Supergirl]]
  
|[[Brainiac|<nowiki/>]][[Joker|Brainiac]][[Joker|, ]][[Raiden]], [[Supergirl]]
  +
|Brainiac
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"It's no use talking to some people."
  
|"It's no use talking to some people."
 
|[[Aquaman]], [[Atom (Ryan Choi)|Atom]], [[Bane]], [[Batman]], [[Black Canary]], [[Darkseid]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Donatello]], [[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]], [[Poison Ivy]], [[Superman]]
  
|[[Aquaman]], [[Atom (Ryan Choi)|Atom]], [[Bane]], [[Batman]], [[Black Canary]], [[Darkseid]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Donatello]], [[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]], [[Poison Ivy]], [[Superman]]
  +
|Poison Ivy
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Just let me play with it."
  
|"Just let me play with it."
 
|[[Captain Cold]], [[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]]
  
|[[Captain Cold]], [[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]]
  +
|Captain Cold
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Keep telling yourself that, Bats."
  
|"Keep telling yourself that, Bats."
 
|[[Batman]]
  
|[[Batman]]
  +
|Batman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Kiss your Batman with that mouth?"
  
|"Kiss your Batman with that mouth?"
 
|[[Batman]]
  
|[[Batman]]
  +
|Batman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Let's find out."
  
|"Let's find out."
 
|[[Black Manta]], [[Catwoman]], [[Firestorm]], [[Green Arrow]], [[Power Girl]], [[Reverse Flash]], [[Wonder Woman]]
  
|[[Black Manta]], [[Catwoman]], [[Firestorm]], [[Green Arrow]], [[Power Girl]], [[Reverse Flash]], [[Wonder Woman]]
  +
|Catwoman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Let's see if killing you shuts it off."
  
|"Let's see if killing you shuts it off."
 
|[[Black Adam]], [[Swamp Thing]]
  
|[[Black Adam]], [[Swamp Thing]]
  +
|Black Adam
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Like it matters."
  
|"Like it matters."
 
|[[Atom (Ryan Choi)|Atom]], [[Captain Cold]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Donatello]], [[Gorilla Grodd]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Raphael]], [[Sub-Zero]], [[Supergirl]], [[Vixen]]
  
|[[Atom (Ryan Choi)|Atom]], [[Captain Cold]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Donatello]], [[Gorilla Grodd]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Raphael]], [[Sub-Zero]], [[Supergirl]], [[Vixen]]
  +
|Gorilla Grodd
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Me thinks a Canary doth protest too much."
  
|"Me thinks a Canary doth protest too much."
 
|[[Black Canary]]
  
|[[Black Canary]]
  +
|Black Canary
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Me too. But I still want yours!"
  
|"Me too. But I still want yours!"
 
|[[Joker]]
  
|[[Joker]]
  +
|Joker
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"My dear, we are the circus."
  
|"My dear, we are the circus."
 
|[[Harley Quinn]]
  
|[[Harley Quinn]]
  +
|Harley Quinn
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"My knife's plenty sharp enough."
  
|"My knife's plenty sharp enough."
 
|[[Cheetah]]
  
|[[Cheetah]]
  +
|Cheetah
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Naughty naughty, Scarecrow."
  
|"Naughty naughty, Scarecrow."
 
|[[Scarecrow]]
  
|[[Scarecrow]]
  +
|Scarecrow
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Never trust anyone under thirty."
  
|"Never trust anyone under thirty."
−
|[[Blue Beetle|''Blue Beetle'']], [[Supergirl]]
 +
|[[Blue Beetle]], [[Supergirl]]
  +
|Blue Beetle
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Not for long."
  
|"Not for long."
 
|[[Deadshot]], [[Jay Garrick]], [[Joker]], [[Red Hood]]
  
|[[Deadshot]], [[Jay Garrick]], [[Joker]], [[Red Hood]]
  +
|Joker
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Not for much longer, my dear."
  
|"Not for much longer, my dear."
 
|[[Harley Quinn]], [[Power Girl]], [[Starfire]]
  
|[[Harley Quinn]], [[Power Girl]], [[Starfire]]
  +
|Harley Quinn
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Not mad, differently sane."
  
|"Not mad, differently sane."
 
|[[Bizarro]], [[Darkseid]], [[Enchantress]], [[Grid]]
  
|[[Bizarro]], [[Darkseid]], [[Enchantress]], [[Grid]]
  +
|Generic
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Oh, so you've met my mother."
  
|"Oh, so you've met my mother."
 
|[[Green Arrow]]
  
|[[Green Arrow]]
  +
|Green Arrow
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Only the svabillionth time I've heard that."
  
|"Only the svabillionth time I've heard that."
 
|[[Atrocitus]], [[Black Manta]], [[Blue Beetle]], [[Doctor Fate]], [[Poison Ivy]], [[Raiden]]
  
|[[Atrocitus]], [[Black Manta]], [[Blue Beetle]], [[Doctor Fate]], [[Poison Ivy]], [[Raiden]]
  +
|Blue Beetle
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Or much of a straight man."
  
|"Or much of a straight man."
 
|[[Doctor Fate]]
  
|[[Doctor Fate]]
  +
|Doctor Fate
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Philistine."
  
|"Philistine."
 
|[[Deadshot]], [[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]]
  
|[[Deadshot]], [[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]]
  +
|Deadshot
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Really kitty? The classics never die."
  
|"Really kitty? The classics never die."
 
|[[Catwoman]]
  
|[[Catwoman]]
  +
|Catwoman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Right. We're not playing a full deck."
  
|"Right. We're not playing a full deck."
 
|[[Joker]]
  
|[[Joker]]
  +
|Joker
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Right. Yet you're always late."
  
|"Right. Yet you're always late."
 
|[[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]]
  
|[[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]]
  +
|The Flash
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Sadly, you won't outlive me."
  
|"Sadly, you won't outlive me."
 
|[[Harley Quinn]], [[Sub-Zero]], [[Supergirl]]
  
|[[Harley Quinn]], [[Sub-Zero]], [[Supergirl]]
  +
|Harley Quinn
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"[[Harley Quinn|She]] gave as good as she got."
  
|"[[Harley Quinn|She]] gave as good as she got."
 
|[[Catwoman]]
  
|[[Catwoman]]
  +
|Catwoman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"[[Harley Quinn|She]]'s never away from me."
  
|"[[Harley Quinn|She]]'s never away from me."
 
|[[Batman]]
  
|[[Batman]]
  +
|Batman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"So much for a friendly wager."
  
|"So much for a friendly wager."
 
|[[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Michelangelo]], [[Robin (Damian Wayne)|Robin]]
  
|[[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Michelangelo]], [[Robin (Damian Wayne)|Robin]]
  +
|Green Lantern
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"So you've heard of it already."
  
|"So you've heard of it already."
 
|[[Atrocitus]], [[Batman]], [[Firestorm]]
  
|[[Atrocitus]], [[Batman]], [[Firestorm]]
  +
|Atrocitus
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Soon they won't need that second part."
  
|"Soon they won't need that second part."
 
|[[Deadshot]]
  
|[[Deadshot]]
  +
|Deadshot
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"That's robot for "you're dead!""
  
|"That's robot for "you're dead!""
 
|[[Cyborg]]
  
|[[Cyborg]]
  +
|Cyborg
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"That's what the others thought too."
  
|"That's what the others thought too."
 
|[[Black Adam]], [[Firestorm]], [[Gorilla Grodd]], [[Hellboy]], [[Jay Garrick]], [[John Stewart]], [[Red Hood]]
  
|[[Black Adam]], [[Firestorm]], [[Gorilla Grodd]], [[Hellboy]], [[Jay Garrick]], [[John Stewart]], [[Red Hood]]
  +
|Firestorm
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"They should call you the Justice Lemmings."
  
|"They should call you the Justice Lemmings."
 
|[[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]]
  
|[[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]]
  +
|The Flash
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"They'll be more of me to love!"
  
|"They'll be more of me to love!"
 
|[[Bane]]
  
|[[Bane]]
  +
|Bane
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"To reduce the sanest man to lunacy."
  
|"To reduce the sanest man to lunacy."
 
|[[Brainiac]], [[Vixen]]
  
|[[Brainiac]], [[Vixen]]
  +
|Vixen
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Trust me, I'll have you in stitches."
  
|"Trust me, I'll have you in stitches."
 
|[[Hellboy]], [[Damian Wayne|Robin]]
  
|[[Hellboy]], [[Damian Wayne|Robin]]
  +
|Robin
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"We have a wide range of death."
  
|"We have a wide range of death."
 
|[[Batman]]
  
|[[Batman]]
  +
|Batman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Well, you have to be much scary."
  
|"Well, you have to be much scary."
 
|[[Scarecrow]]
  
|[[Scarecrow]]
  +
|Scarecrow
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"What is dead, but the ultimate punchline."
  
|"What is dead, but the ultimate punchline."
 
|[[Robin (Damian Wayne)|Robin]]
  
|[[Robin (Damian Wayne)|Robin]]
  +
|Robin
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Would you settle for a balloon?"
  
|"Would you settle for a balloon?"
 
|[[Black Adam]], [[Grid]]
  
|[[Black Adam]], [[Grid]]
  +
|Black Adam
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Wow, you really get me."
  
|"Wow, you really get me."
 
|[[Atrocitus]], [[Poison Ivy]]
  
|[[Atrocitus]], [[Poison Ivy]]
  +
|Atrocitus
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Yes, she does, doesn't she?"
  
|"Yes, she does, doesn't she?"
 
|[[Green Arrow]]
  
|[[Green Arrow]]
  +
|Green Arrow
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"You just need a little chop-chop."
  
|"You just need a little chop-chop."
 
|[[Green Arrow]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Michelangelo]], [[Swamp Thing]]
  
|[[Green Arrow]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Michelangelo]], [[Swamp Thing]]
  +
|Swamp Thing
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"You're an angry little fishy."
  
|"You're an angry little fishy."
 
|[[Aquaman]]
  
|[[Aquaman]]
  +
|Aquaman
 
|}
  
|}
 
{| class="wikitable sortable"
  
{| class="wikitable sortable"
 
!2P Dialogue
  
!2P Dialogue
 
!Opponent(s)
  
!Opponent(s)
  +
!Original Source
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"An artist doesn't steal, he homages."
  
|"An artist doesn't steal, he homages."
 
|[[Scarecrow]]
  
|[[Scarecrow]]
  +
|Scarecrow
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"And herbs shouldn't talk. But you do."
  
|"And herbs shouldn't talk. But you do."
 
|[[Swamp Thing]]
  
|[[Swamp Thing]]
  +
|Swamp Thing
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"And [[Metropolis]] fell down and went boom!"
  
|"And [[Metropolis]] fell down and went boom!"
 
|[[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]]
  
|[[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]]
  +
|The Flash
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"And miss all the fun?"
  
|"And miss all the fun?"
 
|[[Black Adam]], [[Cyborg]], [[Leonardo]], [[Supergirl]], [[Wonder Woman]]
  
|[[Black Adam]], [[Cyborg]], [[Leonardo]], [[Supergirl]], [[Wonder Woman]]
  +
|Wonder Woman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"And yet somehow I feel empty."
  
|"And yet somehow I feel empty."
 
|[[Cheetah]], [[Doctor Fate]], [[Wonder Woman]]
  
|[[Cheetah]], [[Doctor Fate]], [[Wonder Woman]]
  +
|Cheetah
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Are you my tailor?"
  
|"Are you my tailor?"
 
|[[Joker]]
  
|[[Joker]]
  +
|Joker
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Ask your friends the same thing."
  
|"Ask your friends the same thing."
 
|[[Supergirl]]
  
|[[Supergirl]]
  +
|Supergirl
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"[[Batman]]'s enforcer. How adorable."
  
|"[[Batman]]'s enforcer. How adorable."
 
|[[Harley Quinn]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Michelangelo]]
  
|[[Harley Quinn]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Michelangelo]]
  +
|Harley Quinn
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"But how'd you get your hair so green?"
  
|"But how'd you get your hair so green?"
 
|[[Swamp Thing]]
  
|[[Swamp Thing]]
  +
|Swamp Thing
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"But my masterpiece isn't finished."
  
|"But my masterpiece isn't finished."
 
|[[Atrocitus]], [[Bane]], [[Batman]], [[Cheetah]], [[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]], [[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]]
  
|[[Atrocitus]], [[Bane]], [[Batman]], [[Cheetah]], [[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]], [[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]]
  +
|Atrocitus
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"But my smile brightens any room."
  
|"But my smile brightens any room."
 
|[[Aquaman]], [[Black Lightning]], [[Brainiac]], [[Captain Cold]], [[Power Girl]], [[Starfire]]
  
|[[Aquaman]], [[Black Lightning]], [[Brainiac]], [[Captain Cold]], [[Power Girl]], [[Starfire]]
  +
|Aquaman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"But this one's so fine and dandy."
  
|"But this one's so fine and dandy."
 
|[[Black Adam]]
  
|[[Black Adam]]
  +
|Black Adam
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"But we need only one."
  
|"But we need only one."
 
|[[Joker]]
  
|[[Joker]]
  +
|Joker
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"But we're beauty and the beast, my dear."
  
|"But we're beauty and the beast, my dear."
−
|[[Poison Ivy|''Poison Ivy'']], [[Vixen]]
 +
|[[Poison Ivy]], [[Vixen]]
  +
|Poison Ivy
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Could you be any more melodramatic?"
  
|"Could you be any more melodramatic?"
 
|[[Aquaman]], [[Atrocitus]], [[Batman]], [[Darkseid]], [[Enchantress]], [[Jay Garrick]], [[Superman]], [[Wonder Woman]]
  
|[[Aquaman]], [[Atrocitus]], [[Batman]], [[Darkseid]], [[Enchantress]], [[Jay Garrick]], [[Superman]], [[Wonder Woman]]
  +
|Generic
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Did I miss the water show?"
  
|"Did I miss the water show?"
 
|[[Aquaman]]
  
|[[Aquaman]]
  +
|Aquaman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Do tell, Green Arrow."
  
|"Do tell, Green Arrow."
 
|[[Green Arrow]]
  
|[[Green Arrow]]
  +
|Green Arrow
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Doesn't work exactly here, kiddo."
  
|"Doesn't work exactly here, kiddo."
 
|[[Supergirl]]
  
|[[Supergirl]]
  +
|Supergirl
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Don't [[Ra's al Ghul|al Ghul]]'s believe in resurrection?"
  
|"Don't [[Ra's al Ghul|al Ghul]]'s believe in resurrection?"
 
|[[Damian Wayne|Robin]]
  
|[[Damian Wayne|Robin]]
  +
|Robin
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Easier said than done."
  
|"Easier said than done."
 
|[[Atrocitus]], [[Black Canary]], [[Cyborg]], [[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]]
  
|[[Atrocitus]], [[Black Canary]], [[Cyborg]], [[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]]
  +
|Cyborg
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Everyone's always so judgy."
  
|"Everyone's always so judgy."
 
|[[Atom (Ryan Choi)|Atom]], [[Atrocitus]], [[Bizarro]], [[Darkseid]], [[Hellboy]], [[Jay Garrick]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Raphael]], [[Sub-Zero]]
  
|[[Atom (Ryan Choi)|Atom]], [[Atrocitus]], [[Bizarro]], [[Darkseid]], [[Hellboy]], [[Jay Garrick]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Raphael]], [[Sub-Zero]]
  +
|Atrocitus
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Foreplay, Firestorm. Set the mood."
  
|"Foreplay, Firestorm. Set the mood."
 
|[[Firestorm]]
  
|[[Firestorm]]
  +
|Firestorm
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"He is the yin to my yang."
  
|"He is the yin to my yang."
 
|[[Firestorm]]
  
|[[Firestorm]]
  +
|Firestorm
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"He's pathetic, you're contemptible."
  
|"He's pathetic, you're contemptible."
 
|[[Black Adam]], [[Red Hood]], [[Damian Wayne|Robin]]
  
|[[Black Adam]], [[Red Hood]], [[Damian Wayne|Robin]]
  +
|Robin
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Here to haunt your every dreams."
  
|"Here to haunt your every dreams."
 
|[[Cyborg]], [[John Stewart]], [[Red Hood]]
  
|[[Cyborg]], [[John Stewart]], [[Red Hood]]
  +
|Cyborg
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"How about a little roughhousing?"
  
|"How about a little roughhousing?"
 
|[[Harley Quinn]], [[Poison Ivy]]
  
|[[Harley Quinn]], [[Poison Ivy]]
  +
|Harley Quinn
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I don't share our marquee, Scarecrow."
  
|"I don't share our marquee, Scarecrow."
 
|[[Scarecrow]]
  
|[[Scarecrow]]
  +
|Scarecrow
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I just have one of those faces."
  
|"I just have one of those faces."
−
|[[Black Manta]], [[Blue Beetle]], [[Joker]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Michelangelo]], [[Scarecrow]], [[Supergirl]]
 +
|[[Black Manta]], [[Blue Beetle]], [[Gorilla Grodd]], [[Joker]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Michelangelo]], [[Scarecrow]], [[Supergirl]]
  +
|???
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I'll put the fun in your funeral."
  
|"I'll put the fun in your funeral."
 
|[[Enchantress]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Raphael]], [[Swamp Thing]], [[Vixen]]
  
|[[Enchantress]], [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Raphael]], [[Swamp Thing]], [[Vixen]]
  +
|Generic
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I'm a threat to pretty much everyone."
  
|"I'm a threat to pretty much everyone."
 
|[[Aquaman]], [[Black Lightning]], [[Brainiac]], [[Poison Ivy]], [[Supergirl]]
  
|[[Aquaman]], [[Black Lightning]], [[Brainiac]], [[Poison Ivy]], [[Supergirl]]
  +
|Brainiac
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I'm like an earworm you just can't shake."
  
|"I'm like an earworm you just can't shake."
 
|[[Black Canary]], [[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]]
  
|[[Black Canary]], [[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]]
  +
|Black Canary
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"I'm you, except handsome."
  
|"I'm you, except handsome."
 
|[[Joker]]
  
|[[Joker]]
  +
|Joker
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"It's about to be your worst nightmare."
  
|"It's about to be your worst nightmare."
 
|[[Black Manta]], [[Deadshot]], [[Damian Wayne|Robin]], [[Sub-Zero]]
  
|[[Black Manta]], [[Deadshot]], [[Damian Wayne|Robin]], [[Sub-Zero]]
  +
|Robin
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Leonard Snart, a letter away from smart."
  
|"Leonard Snart, a letter away from smart."
 
|[[Captain Cold]]
  
|[[Captain Cold]]
  +
|Captain Cold
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Let's hear what you got."
  
|"Let's hear what you got."
 
|[[Black Canary]], [[Captain Cold]], [[Red Hood]], [[Reverse Flash]]
  
|[[Black Canary]], [[Captain Cold]], [[Red Hood]], [[Reverse Flash]]
  +
|Captain Cold
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Maybe we're both dead, Bats."
  
|"Maybe we're both dead, Bats."
 
|[[Batman]]
  
|[[Batman]]
  +
|Batman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Mr. Lawton, how's [[Zoe Torres|your daughter]]?"
  
|"Mr. Lawton, how's [[Zoe Torres|your daughter]]?"
 
|[[Deadshot]]
  
|[[Deadshot]]
  +
|Deadshot
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Oh! Promise, Adam?"
  
|"Oh! Promise, Adam?"
 
|[[Black Adam]]
  
|[[Black Adam]]
  +
|Black Adam
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Ohhhh, I'll put that in my resume."
  
|"Ohhhh, I'll put that in my resume."
 
|[[Atom (Ryan Choi)|Atom]], [[Cheetah]], [[Doctor Fate]]
  
|[[Atom (Ryan Choi)|Atom]], [[Cheetah]], [[Doctor Fate]]
  +
|Doctor Fate
  +
|-
  +
|"Over my dead body."
  +
|[[Captain Cold]], [[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]]
  +
|Captain Cold
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Sounds like a wise gent, this Scarab."
  
|"Sounds like a wise gent, this Scarab."
 
|[[Blue Beetle]]
  
|[[Blue Beetle]]
  +
|Blue Beetle
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"That Nekron, such an easy mark."
  
|"That Nekron, such an easy mark."
 
|[[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]], [[Superman]]
  
|[[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]], [[Superman]]
  +
|Superman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"That's his story, anyway."
  
|"That's his story, anyway."
 
|[[Bane]], [[John Stewart]]
  
|[[Bane]], [[John Stewart]]
  +
|Bane
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"The Bane of my existence."
  
|"The Bane of my existence."
 
|[[Bane]]
  
|[[Bane]]
  +
|Bane
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"The Lazarus Pit? The Source Wall?"
  
|"The Lazarus Pit? The Source Wall?"
 
|[[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]]
  
|[[The Flash (Barry Allen)|The Flash]]
  +
|The Flash
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Then for Pete's sake, get me a doctor!"
  
|"Then for Pete's sake, get me a doctor!"
 
|[[Raiden]], [[Superman]]
  
|[[Raiden]], [[Superman]]
  +
|Superman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"They call me an influencer, an icon."
  
|"They call me an influencer, an icon."
 
|[[Doctor Fate]], [[Donatello]], [[Firestorm]]
  
|[[Doctor Fate]], [[Donatello]], [[Firestorm]]
  +
|Doctor Fate
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"This Earth's better. I have disciples here."
  
|"This Earth's better. I have disciples here."
 
|[[Batman]], [[Brainiac]], [[Cyborg]], [[Doctor Fate]]
  
|[[Batman]], [[Brainiac]], [[Cyborg]], [[Doctor Fate]]
  +
|Batman
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Whacking [[Metropolis]] isn't on your bucket list?"
  
|"Whacking [[Metropolis]] isn't on your bucket list?"
 
|[[Bizarro]], [[Gorilla Grodd]], [[Mr. Freeze]]
  
|[[Bizarro]], [[Gorilla Grodd]], [[Mr. Freeze]]
  +
|Gorilla Grodd
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"What about [[Batman|the Bat]]'s "no killing" rule?"
  
|"What about [[Batman|the Bat]]'s "no killing" rule?"
 
|[[Black Canary]], [[Blue Beetle]], [[Starfire]]
  
|[[Black Canary]], [[Blue Beetle]], [[Starfire]]
  +
|Black Canary
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Yes, but don't tell him I told you."
  
|"Yes, but don't tell him I told you."
 
|[[Batman]], [[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]], [[Raiden]]
  
|[[Batman]], [[Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)|Green Lantern]], [[Raiden]]
  +
|Green Lantern
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"Yes, I'm sure meeting me is spine-tingling."
  
|"Yes, I'm sure meeting me is spine-tingling."
 
|[[Blue Beetle]]
  
|[[Blue Beetle]]
  +
|Blue Beetle
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"You aren't from around here either."
  
|"You aren't from around here either."
 
|[[Brainiac]], [[Green Arrow]], [[Leonardo]]
  
|[[Brainiac]], [[Green Arrow]], [[Leonardo]]
  +
|Brainiac
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"You can't spell slaughter without laughter."
  
|"You can't spell slaughter without laughter."
 
|[[Atom (Ryan Choi)|Atom]], [[Deadshot]], [[Hellboy]]
  
|[[Atom (Ryan Choi)|Atom]], [[Deadshot]], [[Hellboy]]
  +
|Generic
 
|-
  
|-
 
|"You're breaking up with me?"
  
|"You're breaking up with me?"
 
|[[Batman]]
  
|[[Batman]]
  +
|Batman
 
|}
  
|}
   

Revision as of 21:53, 16 September 2020

Injustice

Story Mode

Prime Earth

  • "Baldy said to... There we are..."
  • "Back to the van, Harley. Bats and I need to talk."
  • "Go. No one likes a third wheel."
  • "Batman! My coeur des coeur! My pomme de frites! I knew that ape Deathstroke couldn't kill you!"
  • "Why so jumpy? I merely took it off standby. It's this button you gotta worry about."
  • "Eight million and two, darling. I was going to enjoy the fireworks from a safe distance...But now that you're here..."
  • "What say we have one last dance..."
  • "Wuh?"
  • "What the hell's the matter with this thing?!"
  • "This is somehow your fault!"
  • "Maybe I was too sentimental before."
  • "I'll be fine without you."
  • "Now that's funny!"
  • "Thanks for the ride. You're a funny guy."
  • "Are you sure the old gang lives around here?"
  • "True...Here they could be dead."
  • "Law-abiding?! Bite your tongue!"
  • "Interesting... My fame precedes me!"
  • "Right in the belfry!"
  • "Please, don't go..."
  • "Aww, did you hurt your leg? "
  • "How 'bout a broken neck to go with it."
  • "And now my sour-faced flying rodent..." - After defeating Batman
  • "Let's put a smile on that puss."
  • "Such a beautiful moment can't be rushed..."
  • "Don't go cheering up without me!"
  • "And me without my camera. I coulda gotten ten million hits!"
  • "Ooh, I miss him already..."
  • "Now where was I before I was so rudely-"
  • "Harley?"
  • "Ow!"
  • "Harley, it's me! I'm the Joker! Look, it sez so right here on my underwear..."
  • "Have we calmed down?" - After defeating Harley Quinn
  • "Pummel?"
  • "It's the love. You could feel the love, right?"
  • "This isn't my Gotham, but I'm the Joker, my dear."
  • "Am I your Joker? Harley?"
  • "I love what you've done with the place. Arkham has never looked better."
  • "Dear members of the Joker Clan...You know the truth about the Metropolis Incident. Superman killed those people. Then he tried to kill me."
  • "I admire the work you've done in my name...Disturbances...distractions...General pains in Superman's buttocks."
  • "But let's think bigger..."
  • "Harley tells me Superman made this pill for his thugs. Then Bat-Boy's Insurgents got some. Now we have them too. With these a bus can fall on us and we won't be hurt! Slapstick at its finest!"
  • "From now on we'll be more than a nuisance. The barking dog will become the rampaging elephant. The whoopie cushion, a land mine! The joker...a king!"
  • "I should be dead! Thanks, Happy Pill!"
  • "It's not my Sunday best. But it's comfortable. And functional"
  • "Oh, not tonight dear. You have a headache."
  • "Lovely girl. If you can get past the feathers..." - After defeating Hawkgirl
  • "Pick a card!"
  • "So the Bat-Brat joined Superman..."
  • "Tell me: Who's boots are tastier to lick?"
  • "Nothing like me."
  • "Oh no, dear boy."
  • "It's just that Batman corrupts young minds. While I..."
  • "..bash them out of their skulls."
  • "I'll have to tell Batman...there's been a death in the family." - After defeating Nightwing
  • "Hi gang! What'll we do now? Anyone up for pancakes?"
  • "What. Ow! Why does she hate pancakes?"
  • "There's one. Right there!"
  • "Who? Superman? His flying friends took Batman. My Batman. Our. Batman."
  • "Then why did you save me from them? Ow!"
  • "I don't like you."
  • "Yessir, Bats! Can I pick up your dry cleaning too? Wax the Batmobile?"
  • "Ahhh...Freedom!"
  • "I'd worry less about him..."
  • "...Sweetums."
  • "Let's go."
  • "Humpty Dumpty fell through a truck... Humpty Dumpty's suit is all f-"
  • "It is...quite spiffy..."
  • "Well then. How 'bout we share!"
  • "Be a doll, will you? Help Mister Luthor out of my suit."
  • "She can't quit, she's fired! Can't have your stink rubbing off on me."
  • "Oh, don't worry."
  • "There's a generous severance package."
  • "No, no. Go save the world. I've got this."

Main Universe

  • "What, you want one? Copybat..."
  • "First Krypton, now Metropolis...People you love tend to blow up, don't they..."
  • "That's why I like you, Superman. You're much more gullible than..."
  • "You think you can have a family. That locking me up will magically reform me. And they'll be safe. So big, so dumb..."
  • "Now run along so I can break out of here. I've got lots of planning to do to top this!"
  • "I know it's soon, but...Think you'll ever find love again? Maybe you won't kill your next family..."

In Battle

  • "'Watch out Joker, this one look's kinda tough!' Really? I think you underestimate me." - Intro
  • "You're fired!" - Outro
  • "Oh really?"
  • "Wakey-wakey!" - During Special Move.
  • "Open wide." - During Throw
  • "Hold this. Gimme that." - During Throw
  • "Trick or Treat." - During Throw
  • "Say Ahh." - During Throw
  • "Helloooo." - Occasionally after a combo
  • "I hit 'cause I care!" - After winning a round
  • "Just die already!" - After winning a round
  • "Now that's funny." - Occasionally after a combo
  • " Wrestling's fake." - Occasionally after combos on Bane
  • " Right in the belfry." - Occasionally after combos on Batman
  • " I'm dumping you!" - Occasionally after combos on Harley Quinn
  • "Love hurts, my dear." - Occasionally after combos on Harley Quinn
  • "Bite it, baldy!" - Occasionally after combos on Lex Luthor
  • " Did I tug on your cape?" - Occasionally after combos on Superman
  • "Nighty-night, Bat-boy!" - Occasionally after combos on Nightwing

Clash

  • "May I have this dance?" - Clash with any Character
  • "I don't like you." - Clash with any Character
  • "Lets turn that frown upside down." - Clash with any Character
  • "You're gonna love this!" - Clash with any Character

Defense Wagers

  • "Is it Bane or Bané?" - Clash with Bane
  • "Shall we play, Batgirl?" - Clash with Batgirl
  • "Be careful not to miss me." - Clash with Batgirl
  • "Smile!" - Clash with Batman
  • "Funny meeting you here." - Clash with Batman
  • "Going my way?" - Clash with Catwoman
  • "Shame we never hooked up." - Clash with Catwoman
  • "Always thought we had chemistry." - Clash with Catwoman
  • "Till death do us part." - Clash with Harley Quinn
  • "Hit me baby!" - Clash with Harley Quinn
  • "You always hurt the ones you love." - Clash with Harley Quinn
  • "Got a joke for you." - Clash with (Insurgency) Joker
  • "I like your style." - Clash with (Insurgency) Joker
  • "You look familiar." - (Insurgency) Clash with Joker
  • "Hello, handsome!" - (Insurgency) Clash with Joker
  • "You're not laughing!" - Clash with Lex Luthor
  • "Your little jumpsuit okay?" - Clash with Lex Luthor
  • "I liked you better as Robin." - Clash with Nightwing
  • "So young, so serious." - Clash with Nightwing
  • "Poor, pathetic boy." - Clash with (Regime) Nightwing
  • "Temper, temper." - Clash with Superman
  • "High Councilor?" - Clash with (Regime) Superman

Attack Wagers

  • "Someone needs a hug." - Clash with Bane
  • "Lighten up, big boy!" - Clash with Bane
  • "No no, you first." - Clash with Bane
  • "That's overrated." - Clash with Batgirl
  • "It's what I'm best at." - Clash with Batgirl
  • "I think not!" - Clash with Batman
  • "Not yet!" - Clash with Batman
  • "Not a chance, underpants!" - Clash with Batman
  • "Do I have a chance WITH you?" - Clash with Catwoman
  • "Here, kitty-kitty!" - Clash with Catwoman
  • "We need to talk." - Clash with Harley Quinn
  • "Simple, really: Like this." - Clash with Harley Quinn
  • "Stop calling me that." - Clash with Harley Quinn
  • "They're love taps." - Clash with Harley Quinn
  • "As do you." - Clash with (Insurgency) Joker
  • "Nice seeing you!" - Clash with (Insurgency) Joker
  • "I've probably heard it." - (Insurgency) Clash with Joker
  • "And I yours, sir." - (Insurgency) Clash with Joker
  • "You're the joke, Lexy." - Clash with Lex Luthor
  • "Still one more show." - Clash with Nightwing
  • "Past your bedtime?" - Clash with (Regime) Nightwing
  • "Is your mommy here?" - Clash with (Regime) Nightwing
  • "Gotta wait for the punchline!" - Clash with Superman
  • "How's next Thursday?" - Clash with Superman
  • "More powerful than what?" - Clash with Superman

Injustice 2

Story Mode

  • "Harley, darling! Look at you! Such a big girl! Cosplaying a superhero. LARPing in the Batcave. But you hear it, don't you?"
  • "The real you, buried under the floorboards, scratch, scratch, scratching to get you. The one who'd cut her friends' throats..."
  • "...And laugh about it."
  • "Hehehehehehe. That's my girl."
  • "Oh, Harley! Always such a disappointment! Why do I bother!?"

Match Intro Dialogue

1P Dialogue (Pt. 1) Opponent(s) Original Source
"And what can I do for you?" Black Adam, Darkseid, Reverse Flash Black Adam
"And what's your beef?" Atrocitus, Black Lightning, Cyborg, Doctor Fate, Gorilla Grodd, Grid, Leonardo Cyborg
"And which Robin are you?" Robin Robin
"As my new moll, you'll do nicely." Black Canary, Poison Ivy, Power Girl, Supergirl Black Canary
"Atrocitus..." Atrocitus Atrocitus
"Bane, give us a hug." Bane Bane
"Batman's lesser half." Catwoman Catwoman
"Blue Beetle? You're kidding." Blue Beetle Blue Beetle
"Boop-de-da-boop-boop." Cyborg Cyborg
"Care for a game of five-finger fillet?" Black Canary, Black Manta, The Flash, Green Arrow, Green Lantern, Michelangelo, Robin Green Lantern
"Comedy's just tragedy left to rot." Scarecrow Scarecrow
"Deadshot..." Deadshot Deadshot
"Didn't I kill you already?" Red Hood, Scarecrow Scarecrow
"Do all cats go to kitty heaven?" Cheetah Cheetah
"Doctor, it hurts when I go like this." Doctor Fate Doctor Fate
"Don't start fights you can't finish." Atom, Green Lantern, Raiden, Raphael, Red Hood, Superman, Swamp Thing Superman
"Don't you see, Superman, I won." Superman Superman
"Find that ring in a cereal box?" Green Lantern Green Lantern
"Finding everything okay, sir?" Batman Batman
"Got a joke for you, Bat boy." Robin Robin
"Guns, guns, guns. Where's the art?" Captain Cold, Deadshot Deadshot
"Ha-ha! You don't know scary." Scarecrow Scarecrow
"Harley, your pet got out." Gorilla Grodd Gorilla Grodd
"Have we met? Enchantress, Jay Garrick, Joker, Raphael Joker
"Hello, dearie." Starfire, Supergirl, Vixen Supergirl
"Hello, Selina." Catwoman Catwoman
"Here fishy-fishy." Aquaman Aquaman
"Here's a news flash: life is a meaningless joke." Atom, Deadshot, The Flash The Flash
"How about a smile?" Batman, Black Canary, Donatello, Supergirl Supergirl
"How nice, you saved me a spot." Brainiac Brainiac
"I guess we are something in common." Scarecrow Scarecrow
"I had a crush on you in junior high." Poison Ivy, Supergirl, Wonder Woman Poison Ivy
"I just love these Arkham reunions!" Bane, Scarecrow Scarecrow
"I understand you have a family." Green Arrow Green Arrow
"It's not the suit that makes the man." Batman, Cyborg, Green Lantern, Joker Joker
"It's the Brainiac whack-attack." Brainiac Brainiac
"Knock, knock." Robin Robin
"Let us sit upon the ground, Bane." Bane Bane
"Let's hear a song, birdy." Black Canary Black Canary
"Love the lightning. Nice zip-crackle." Black Adam Black Adam
"Must be nice ruling the Seven Seas." Aquaman Aquaman
"My mother always said to eat my greens." Green Arrow, Michelangelo, Swamp Thing Swamp Thing
"Nice monkey." Gorilla Grodd Gorilla Grodd
"Now that look makes a statement." Bane, Firestorm, Poison Ivy, Starfire Firestorm
"Oh Captain, my Captain." Captain Cold Captain Cold
"One of the musical mop-tops from Liverpool." Blue Beetle Blue Beetle
"Shall we have another round, Superfreak?" Superman Superman
"Still got nine lives, do you?" Catwoman Catwoman
"Such a furrowed brow, princess." Wonder Woman Wonder Woman
"That leopard print suits me, dear." Cheetah Cheetah
"Two Jokers, like a deck of cards." Joker Joker
"We're both dead. How are we here?" Green Arrow, John Stewart, Red Hood, Sub-Zero, Swamp Thing Green Arrow
"We've more in common then you care to admit." Aquaman, Black Adam, Darkseid, Gorilla Grodd, Grid, Hellboy Generic
"What a wonderful toy gun." Captain Cold Captain Cold
"What shall we do after this?" Doctor Fate, Harley Quinn Harley Quinn
"What's big, red, and ugly all over?" Atrocitus, Firestorm, Hellboy Atrocitus
"What's your name again?" Atom, Black Lightning, The Flash The Flash
"You Bat brats don't have a long shelf life." Firestorm Firestorm
"You can't believe what they say about me." Blue Beetle, Cyborg, Mr. Freeze, Raiden Mr. Freeze
"You followed Superman right over the cliff." The Flash The Flash
"You know it only took one bad day." Brainiac, Supergirl, Vixen Vixen
"You let Luthor talk you out of killing me." Harley Quinn Harley Quinn
"You let me live and look what happened." Batman Batman
"You look familiar..." Bizarro, Joker, Sub-Zero Joker
"You made Harley a hero?" Batman Batman
"You really do expect this to be a cakewalk." Aquaman, Batman, Cheetah, Firestorm, Jay Garrick, John Stewart, Leonardo, Power Girl, Superman Generic
"You think you know the future?" Atrocitus, Doctor Fate, Reverse Flash Doctor Fate
"You're a sight for sore eyes, Harley." Harley Quinn Harley Quinn
"You're nothing to me." Harley Quinn Harley Quinn
"You've been palling around with Harley." Swamp Thing Swamp Thing
"Your collection is pointless." Brainiac Brainiac
1P Dialogue (Pt. 2) Opponent(s) Original Source
"A little culture wouldn't kill you." Captain Cold Captain Cold
"A spot to stab you in, genius." Brainiac Brainiac
"And they called me nuts." Atrocitus, Black Adam, Cheetah, Doctor Fate, Green Lantern, Reverse Flash Doctor Fate
"At least you'll die laughing." Aquaman, Atom, Bane, Batman, Cheetah, Deadshot, Leonardo Generic
"Back in your cage, monkey." Gorilla Grodd Gorilla Grodd
"But I'm the pretty one." Scarecrow, Starfire Scarecrow
"Comedy's just tragedy left to rot." Scarecrow Scarecrow
"Don't cry over spilled oil." Aquaman Aquaman
"Don't go breaking my heart, Ivy." Poison Ivy Poison Ivy
"Everything burns." Black Lightning, Brainiac Brainiac
"Get all your advice off bumper stickers?" The Flash The Flash
"Get some new materials, kid." Atom, Blue Beetle Blue Beetle
"Gonna have to be more specific." Cyborg, Leonardo, Mr. Freeze Cyborg
"Has she told you how jealous I can be?" Swamp Thing Swamp Thing
"How adorably misinformed." Bizarro, Black Lightning, Cyborg, Doctor Fate, Firestorm, John Stewart, Raphael, Swamp Thing Firestorm
"How I missed your witty repartee." Black Canary, Harley Quinn, Red Hood Harley Quinn
"How'd that work out for you last time?" Captain Cold, Green Lantern, Superman Superman
"I all, but gift wrapped your boyfriend." Wonder Woman Wonder Woman
"I always have extra lives." Superman Superman
"I could. It comes off." Catwoman Catwoman
"I don't believe in overkill." Supergirl Supergirl
"I have plenty hanging on my wall." Supergirl Supergirl
"I made you lose control." Superman Superman
"I only kill when it's funny." Blue Beetle, Cyborg, Mr. Freeze Mr. Freeze
"I rather make music with you." Black Canary Black Canary
"I was thinking more Botox." Wonder Woman Wonder Woman
"I'll tell sad stories of the deaths of kings." Bane Bane
"I'll wrap it around your neck." Cheetah Cheetah
"I'm afraid it chose poorly." Green Lantern Green Lantern
"I'm your undertaker." Joker Joker
"I've never been happier." Wonder Woman Wonder Woman
"It's called insanity. Try it sometime." Brainiac, Raiden, Supergirl Brainiac
"It's no use talking to some people." Aquaman, Atom, Bane, Batman, Black Canary, Darkseid, Donatello, Green Lantern, Poison Ivy, Superman Poison Ivy
"Just let me play with it." Captain Cold, Green Lantern Captain Cold
"Keep telling yourself that, Bats." Batman Batman
"Kiss your Batman with that mouth?" Batman Batman
"Let's find out." Black Manta, Catwoman, Firestorm, Green Arrow, Power Girl, Reverse Flash, Wonder Woman Catwoman
"Let's see if killing you shuts it off." Black Adam, Swamp Thing Black Adam
"Like it matters." Atom, Captain Cold, Donatello, Gorilla Grodd, Raphael, Sub-Zero, Supergirl, Vixen Gorilla Grodd
"Me thinks a Canary doth protest too much." Black Canary Black Canary
"Me too. But I still want yours!" Joker Joker
"My dear, we are the circus." Harley Quinn Harley Quinn
"My knife's plenty sharp enough." Cheetah Cheetah
"Naughty naughty, Scarecrow." Scarecrow Scarecrow
"Never trust anyone under thirty." Blue Beetle, Supergirl Blue Beetle
"Not for long." Deadshot, Jay Garrick, Joker, Red Hood Joker
"Not for much longer, my dear." Harley Quinn, Power Girl, Starfire Harley Quinn
"Not mad, differently sane." Bizarro, Darkseid, Enchantress, Grid Generic
"Oh, so you've met my mother." Green Arrow Green Arrow
"Only the svabillionth time I've heard that." Atrocitus, Black Manta, Blue Beetle, Doctor Fate, Poison Ivy, Raiden Blue Beetle
"Or much of a straight man." Doctor Fate Doctor Fate
"Philistine." Deadshot, The Flash Deadshot
"Really kitty? The classics never die." Catwoman Catwoman
"Right. We're not playing a full deck." Joker Joker
"Right. Yet you're always late." The Flash The Flash
"Sadly, you won't outlive me." Harley Quinn, Sub-Zero, Supergirl Harley Quinn
"She gave as good as she got." Catwoman Catwoman
"She's never away from me." Batman Batman
"So much for a friendly wager." Green Lantern, Michelangelo, Robin Green Lantern
"So you've heard of it already." Atrocitus, Batman, Firestorm Atrocitus
"Soon they won't need that second part." Deadshot Deadshot
"That's robot for "you're dead!"" Cyborg Cyborg
"That's what the others thought too." Black Adam, Firestorm, Gorilla Grodd, Hellboy, Jay Garrick, John Stewart, Red Hood Firestorm
"They should call you the Justice Lemmings." The Flash The Flash
"They'll be more of me to love!" Bane Bane
"To reduce the sanest man to lunacy." Brainiac, Vixen Vixen
"Trust me, I'll have you in stitches." Hellboy, Robin Robin
"We have a wide range of death." Batman Batman
"Well, you have to be much scary." Scarecrow Scarecrow
"What is dead, but the ultimate punchline." Robin Robin
"Would you settle for a balloon?" Black Adam, Grid Black Adam
"Wow, you really get me." Atrocitus, Poison Ivy Atrocitus
"Yes, she does, doesn't she?" Green Arrow Green Arrow
"You just need a little chop-chop." Green Arrow, Michelangelo, Swamp Thing Swamp Thing
"You're an angry little fishy." Aquaman Aquaman
2P Dialogue Opponent(s) Original Source
"An artist doesn't steal, he homages." Scarecrow Scarecrow
"And herbs shouldn't talk. But you do." Swamp Thing Swamp Thing
"And Metropolis fell down and went boom!" The Flash The Flash
"And miss all the fun?" Black Adam, Cyborg, Leonardo, Supergirl, Wonder Woman Wonder Woman
"And yet somehow I feel empty." Cheetah, Doctor Fate, Wonder Woman Cheetah
"Are you my tailor?" Joker Joker
"Ask your friends the same thing." Supergirl Supergirl
"Batman's enforcer. How adorable." Harley Quinn, Michelangelo Harley Quinn
"But how'd you get your hair so green?" Swamp Thing Swamp Thing
"But my masterpiece isn't finished." Atrocitus, Bane, Batman, Cheetah, The Flash, Green Lantern Atrocitus
"But my smile brightens any room." Aquaman, Black Lightning, Brainiac, Captain Cold, Power Girl, Starfire Aquaman
"But this one's so fine and dandy." Black Adam Black Adam
"But we need only one." Joker Joker
"But we're beauty and the beast, my dear." Poison Ivy, Vixen Poison Ivy
"Could you be any more melodramatic?" Aquaman, Atrocitus, Batman, Darkseid, Enchantress, Jay Garrick, Superman, Wonder Woman Generic
"Did I miss the water show?" Aquaman Aquaman
"Do tell, Green Arrow." Green Arrow Green Arrow
"Doesn't work exactly here, kiddo." Supergirl Supergirl
"Don't al Ghul's believe in resurrection?" Robin Robin
"Easier said than done." Atrocitus, Black Canary, Cyborg, The Flash Cyborg
"Everyone's always so judgy." Atom, Atrocitus, Bizarro, Darkseid, Hellboy, Jay Garrick, Raphael, Sub-Zero Atrocitus
"Foreplay, Firestorm. Set the mood." Firestorm Firestorm
"He is the yin to my yang." Firestorm Firestorm
"He's pathetic, you're contemptible." Black Adam, Red Hood, Robin Robin
"Here to haunt your every dreams." Cyborg, John Stewart, Red Hood Cyborg
"How about a little roughhousing?" Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy Harley Quinn
"I don't share our marquee, Scarecrow." Scarecrow Scarecrow
"I just have one of those faces." Black Manta, Blue Beetle, Gorilla Grodd, Joker, Michelangelo, Scarecrow, Supergirl ???
"I'll put the fun in your funeral." Enchantress, Raphael, Swamp Thing, Vixen Generic
"I'm a threat to pretty much everyone." Aquaman, Black Lightning, Brainiac, Poison Ivy, Supergirl Brainiac
"I'm like an earworm you just can't shake." Black Canary, The Flash Black Canary
"I'm you, except handsome." Joker Joker
"It's about to be your worst nightmare." Black Manta, Deadshot, Robin, Sub-Zero Robin
"Leonard Snart, a letter away from smart." Captain Cold Captain Cold
"Let's hear what you got." Black Canary, Captain Cold, Red Hood, Reverse Flash Captain Cold
"Maybe we're both dead, Bats." Batman Batman
"Mr. Lawton, how's your daughter?" Deadshot Deadshot
"Oh! Promise, Adam?" Black Adam Black Adam
"Ohhhh, I'll put that in my resume." Atom, Cheetah, Doctor Fate Doctor Fate
"Over my dead body." Captain Cold, Green Lantern Captain Cold
"Sounds like a wise gent, this Scarab." Blue Beetle Blue Beetle
"That Nekron, such an easy mark." Green Lantern, Superman Superman
"That's his story, anyway." Bane, John Stewart Bane
"The Bane of my existence." Bane Bane
"The Lazarus Pit? The Source Wall?" The Flash The Flash
"Then for Pete's sake, get me a doctor!" Raiden, Superman Superman
"They call me an influencer, an icon." Doctor Fate, Donatello, Firestorm Doctor Fate
"This Earth's better. I have disciples here." Batman, Brainiac, Cyborg, Doctor Fate Batman
"Whacking Metropolis isn't on your bucket list?" Bizarro, Gorilla Grodd, Mr. Freeze Gorilla Grodd
"What about the Bat's "no killing" rule?" Black Canary, Blue Beetle, Starfire Black Canary
"Yes, but don't tell him I told you." Batman, Green Lantern, Raiden Green Lantern
"Yes, I'm sure meeting me is spine-tingling." Blue Beetle Blue Beetle
"You aren't from around here either." Brainiac, Green Arrow, Leonardo Brainiac
"You can't spell slaughter without laughter." Atom, Deadshot, Hellboy Generic
"You're breaking up with me?" Batman Batman

In Battle

  • "Dying so soon?"
  • "Are you crying?" 
  • "Eat THAT, Banana Boy!" - Occasionally after performing combos on Gorilla Grodd
  • "I'll turn that frown upside down." - After winning a round
  • "You're corpse will have a great smile." - After winning a round
  • "Deep down you know this is funny." - After winning a round
  • "I'm magic with a knife." - After winning a round
  • "We're almost done here." - After winning a round
  • "Club soda will get that right out." - After winning a round
  • "This next part is so funny." - After winning a round
  • "All that training, how humiliating." - After winning a round
  • "The workouts aren't helping." - To Bane after winning a round
  • "¿Donde esta la biblioteca?" - To Bane after winning a round
  • "Missed our little chats, haven't you?" - To Batman after winning a round
  • "It's hard to stay mad at you." - To Batman after winning a round
  • "What's under the mask?" - To Batman after winning a round
  • "And that's for messing up Harley!" - To Black Canary after winning a round
  • "It ends not with a cry, but a whimper." - To Black Canary after winning a round
  • "Just need sunshine and a magnifying glass." - To Blue Beetle after winning a round
  • "About time you were declawed." - To Catwoman after winning a round
  • "Don’t be such a scaredy cat!" - To Catwoman after winning a round
  • "I don't brake for animals." - To Gorilla Grodd after winning a round
  • "What you need is a laughing gas arrow." - To Green Arrow after winning a round
  • "No one ever leaves me." - To Harley Quinn after winning a round
  • "I hurt because I love." - To Harley Quinn after winning a round
  • "You give me an itch, Ivy." - To Poison Ivy after winning a round
  • "You never tried to seduce me." - To Poison Ivy after winning a round
  • "Not that bright-wing." - To Robin after winning a round
  • "No, you aren't dreaming." - To Superman after winning winning a round
  • "This time your heart's coming out!" - To Superman after winning a round

Clash

Defense Wagers

  • "My punchline keeps landing."
  • "You're taking the fun out of this!"
  • "You got no sense of humor."
  • "It's time for us to part."
  • "Hit me like you mean it, hero!"
  • "Your pick: dynamite or crowbar?"
  • "This farce is played out."
  • "You can be my new toady!"
  • "Let's take the stage together!"
  • "Here's your chance. Kill me!"
  • "You should smile more."
  • "That piehole should be sewn shut."
  • "You're fun when you're angry."
  • "Normally symmetry bores me." - Clash with himself
  • "You'd be delicious battered and fried!" - Clash with Aquaman, Black Canary or Blue Beetle
  • "Come on, lift up that mask!" - Clash with Batman or Bane
  • "Meet that other lightning guy?" - Clash with Black Adam
  • "Bet you're mushy soft under that shell." - Clash with Blue Beetle or Leonardo
  • "I see why you're Batman's chew toy." - Clash with Catwoman
  • "Who's a good kitty?" - Clash with Catwoman or Cheetah
  • "You're breaking Asimov's first law!" - Clash with Cyborg
  • "Can't wait to meet Zoe." - Clash with Deadshot
  • "You must have swallowed the red pill." - Clash with Firestorm
  • "Speed kills, Flash." - Clash with The Flash or Jay Garrick
  • "Chilled monkey brains are delish." - Clash with Gorilla Grodd, Harley Quinn or Sub-Zero
  • "Brave, brave Sir Robin!" - Clash with Green Arrow
  • "Nice girls finish dead!" - Clash with Green Arrow, Supergirl or Enchantress
  • "Look! Sinestro's behind you!" - Clash with Green Lantern, Atrocitus or John Stewart
  • "Leafy green salad coming up!" - Clash with Poison Ivy
  • "Why such a sourpuss, Damian?" - Clash with Robin
  • "More gas, please!" - Clash with Scarecrow
  • "This joke's on you, Princess!" - Clash with Wonder Woman

Attack Wagers

  • "I'll show you funny!"
  • "We're just getting to the punchline."
  • "Thank you."
  • "So big, so dumb."
  • "I'll put a smile on that puss."
  • "Unless this is a reboot."
  • "Someone needs to look in a mirror."
  • "How funny of you to say."
  • "Quite the conundrum, isn't it?"
  • "Are we playing something?"
  • "I'm the most sane man I know."
  • "Tried it once, but it didn't take."
  • "Voices in your head too?"
  • "Context is everything."
  • "Yes I will, I'm the Joker!"
  • "This is a solo act."
  • "You've been hanging around with Fate?"
  • "You are the perfect straight man."
  • "We could never be boring." - Clash with himself
  • "More like its above you." - Clash with Aquaman
  • "It could use a polish." - Clash with Atom, Black Canary orPoison Ivy
  • "#GrumpyBat." - Clash with Batman
  • "It's not my fault your parents can't spell." - Clash with Blue Beetle
  • "Let's have a snowball fight." - Clash with Captain Cold, Mr. Freeze or Sub-Zero
  • "That you're literally half the man as I am." - Clash with Cyborg
  • "Language, Mr. Lawton." - Clash with Deadshot
  • "That's my girl." - Clash with Harley Quinn
  • "Best you'll give him is a hangover." - Clash with Scarecrow
  • "Cure me, Dr. Supergirl!" - Clash with Supergirl
  • "You'll never be Lois." - Clash with Wonder Woman
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